I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.

I am the boss of me. You can't change anyone else. Women think they can. But you know what? You can't.

I never bought a stock in my life. I don't understand it. To me it is like Chinese.

I thought I was going to be a lot more freaked out by being naked onstage. I think on film I would have been more freaked out, because film is less forgiving. But onstage it's lit so beautifully. It would make my mother look good.

I learned nothing while I was in school.

I don't think I am narcissistic. I think I have low self-esteem.

The truth in acting is that we are all hired help. We are a commodity. There is no difference between being an actor and pork bellies.