I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.

I was so busy fighting and so busy trying to keep everything above water that I didn't realize I was spiraling downward with nowhere to go.

The truth in acting is that we are all hired help. We are a commodity. There is no difference between being an actor and pork bellies.

I am the boss of me. You can't change anyone else. Women think they can. But you know what? You can't.

If I am going to get in a cab to go home, and I see a sign for an open house, I will go in. I like real estate because I am the boss.

Everything was coming my way, but I was going down. I was painfully empty.

I was lucky to live 10 years in France, so I learned how to eat and drink there.