The truth in acting is that we are all hired help. We are a commodity. There is no difference between being an actor and pork bellies.

Sometimes there's one person in the audience laughing hysterically, and it's so much fun. You end up playing the entire play to them.

My family was blue collar, a middle-class kind of thing. My father was born in Detroit, Italian-American. My mother is English. She acted on the stage with Diana Dors. Her parents were French.

I am the boss of me. You can't change anyone else. Women think they can. But you know what? You can't.

I don't think I am narcissistic. I think I have low self-esteem.

I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.

It's hard to keep a play alive moment-to-moment, you know? But there's another part of it that I really love, which is that you never know.