It's hard to keep a play alive moment-to-moment, you know? But there's another part of it that I really love, which is that you never know.

I don't think I am narcissistic. I think I have low self-esteem.

I was lucky to live 10 years in France, so I learned how to eat and drink there.

I learned nothing while I was in school.

Sometimes there's one person in the audience laughing hysterically, and it's so much fun. You end up playing the entire play to them.

I am the boss of me. You can't change anyone else. Women think they can. But you know what? You can't.

If I am going to get in a cab to go home, and I see a sign for an open house, I will go in. I like real estate because I am the boss.