I do have people in mind when I write. I don't know precisely who they are, however, or how many of them there are.

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.

Decide that you like college life. In your dorm you meet many nice people. Some are smarter than you. And some, you notice, are dumber than you. You will continue, unfortunately, to view the world in exactly these terms for the rest of your life.

If you're suicidal, and you don't actually kill yourself, you become known as 'wry.

I don't have a love life. I have a like life.

It is like having a book out from the library. It is like constantly having a book out from the library.

Plots are for dead people.