We aren't where we want to be; we aren't where we ought to be; but thank goodness we aren't where we used to be.
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
The best way to save face is not to use the lower half.
You don't go to Notre Dame to learn something, you go to Notre Dame to be somebody.
To my wife 'I told you I was sick'.
I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.