If you make a fist and hold it for two hours, you won't be able to pick up a glass because you'll be so weak. Let's stay loose. Let's have fun.

When I work a game as an analyst, all I do is look at the game like a coach.

Don't ever ask a player to do something he doesn't have the ability to do. He'll just question your ability as a coach, not his as an athlete.

I don't drink water, haven't drank water in 40 years.

You will never be indecisive if you know your purpose.

Broadcasting is easy; you just talk until you think of something to say.

It's always better to face the truth, no matter how uncomfortable, than to continue coddling a lie.