The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
If you are killing time, it's not murder. It's suicide.
Broadcasting is easy; you just talk until you think of something to say.
To win a national championship, you've got to be a little lucky.
If you don't demand that your people maintain. High performances to remain on your team, Why should they be proud of the association?
A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.