Broadcasting is easy; you just talk until you think of something to say.
It's not my job to motivate players. They bring extraordinary motivation to our program. It's my job not to de-motivate them.
If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better.
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
It was a great game if you don't care who won. I cared.
Had I been a great athlete, I'm not sure I would have even gone into coaching. I may have turned out feeling that my life ended when my athletic career ended, as happens so many times with various athletes.