The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

I have no desire at all to become the winningest coach at Notre Dame. The record belongs to Knute Rockne or some other coach in the future.

I'm not a disciplinarian. I simply enforce other people's decisions.

Don't ever promise more than you can deliver, but always deliver more than you promise.

I just have an enthusiasm for life.

I do know this: God does answer your prayers, but it's not always in the way you expect. God knows what's best for us, though, so there's no need to worry when things don't go how we originally wanted them to go.

I don't drink water, haven't drank water in 40 years.