The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
Lou HoltzAdversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger.
Lou HoltzA lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.
Lou HoltzThe team that's on defense first (in overtime) has the advantage because they know whether they need a touchdown a field goal or just a score.
Lou Holtz