I can't do anything I want to. I mean, I can't have my own TV show. I can't have my own movie. But within my little world, nobody tells me what to put on the albums.

Senator, it has been reported that you have had illegal congress with your mother.

It's fun to be in a small club and to be able to look somebody right in the eye and watch them just freak. Then it's fun to be in front of thousands of people and watch a couple of hundred freaking out of their minds.

I like mindless disco... they say the lyrics are stupid and repetitious. So what's wrong with that? So is lying in the sun. Not everything has to be serious.

When he beat my mother it made me so mad.

I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.

These are really terribly rough times, and we really should try to be as nice to each other as possible.