I wanted to be an actor. That was my real goal. But I wasn't any good at it, so I wrote my own material and acted through that. That's my idea of fun. I get to be all these things in the songs.

Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain.

You know the expression 'God protects fools and drunks'? I qualify for both.

I would like to live to a ripe old age and raise watermelons in Wyoming.

The music is all. People should die for it. People are dying for everything else, so why not the music?

People think that I work out but it's all t'ai chi.

I've made love to my mother, killed my father, and my brother. What am I to do?