These are really terribly rough times, and we really should try to be as nice to each other as possible.

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

They put the thing down your throat so you don't swallow your tongue, and they put electrodes on your head. That's what was recommended in Rockland State Hospital to discourage homosexual feelings. The effect is that you lose your memory and become a vegetable. You can't read a book because you get to page 17 and have to go right back to page one again.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs and then he was a she. She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

I'm still not sure I didn't die

With Master Ren, if I'd tell him I can't do that and he'd say, yes you can, and it turns out I very much can do it.