I'm not joking around when I've said occasionally, trying to learn how to play a D chord properly has been a very big thing for me.

Why don't you swallow razor blades?

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

You know, when you're relaxed, you're putting it out there, and then it comes, oh, I can do that.

I take drugs just because in the 20th century in a technological age living in the city there are certain drugs you have to take just to keep yourself normal like a caveman. Just to bring yourself up or down, but to attain equilibrium you need to take certain drugs. They don't getcha high even, they just getcha normal.

The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his heroes all coked up.

You won't see my parents honored on any stamps.