I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos.

Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole?

If it has more than three chords, it's jazz.

My God is rock'n'roll. It's an obscure power that can change your life. The most important part of my religion is to play guitar.

You can't ask me to explain the lyrics because I won't do it.

I'm too old to do things by half