I love women, I think they're great.

With Master Ren, if I'd tell him I can't do that and he'd say, yes you can, and it turns out I very much can do it.

If it has more than three chords, it's jazz.

I'm writing about real things. Real people. Real characters. You have to believe what I write about is true or you wouldn't pay any attention at all.

I take drugs just because in the 20th century in a technological age living in the city there are certain drugs you have to take just to keep yourself normal like a caveman. Just to bring yourself up or down, but to attain equilibrium you need to take certain drugs. They don't getcha high even, they just getcha normal.

The president's dead, no one can find his head, its been missing for two weeks. But no one seemed to notice it.

They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin.