If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.
It's so much easier to be cynical.
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.