I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
Louie AndersonYou have to not worry or doubt or punish yourself. All the worry, doubt and punishment will not add one second to your life, you know?
Louie AndersonI've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.
Louie AndersonI live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.
Louie AndersonI felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.
Louie AndersonFilming in Cloak & Dagger I was trying to get my Screen Actors Guild card. Everybody tries to get their SAG card if they want to be an actor. People might say that it was their dream to be an actor, but for me, I was a comedian. I already had a job. But I felt like there could be money there, and comedians don't make very much money, or they didn't in 1984.
Louie Anderson