I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.
Louie AndersonMy first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.
Louie AndersonWhen I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.
Louie Anderson