I don’t care what gender someone is, or what race they are. Those things don’t matter to me.

Anyone who thinks you can pay $3,100 to the federal government and thinks you can get that money back completely in services - like I said - he may go to M-I-T but he is an N-U-T.

I wish to God that she [principal Dawn L. Hochsprung] had had an M-4 in her office, locked up so when she heard gunfire, she pulls it out... and takes him out and takes his head off before he can kill those precious kids.

I had a lot of friends in high school who said, 'Louie, I don't care what the government does as long as they leave me alone.' Well, guess what, when you don't care what the government does, it does not leave you alone.

Benefit your friends; make sure your enemies suffer from being your enemies.

The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus.

I wish to God she had had an M-4 in her office.