Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride.

There's no such thing as intelligent vanity. It's an instinct. And you'll never find a man who is not first and foremost vain.

There is no rest for the humble except in despising the great, whose only thought of the people is inspired by self-interest or sadism.

For the poor of this world, two major ways of expiring are available: either by the absolute indifference of your fellow-men in peace-time, or by the homicidal passion of these same when war breaks out.

Well, you know... experience is a muffled lantern that throws light only on the bearer...it's incommunicable.

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.

Even diseases have lost their prestige, there aren't so many of them left. Think it over... no more syphilis, no more clap, no more typhoid... antibiotics have taken half the tragedy out of medicine.