There's no such thing as intelligent vanity. It's an instinct. And you'll never find a man who is not first and foremost vain.

Lots of men are like that, their artistic leanings never go beyond a weakness for shapely thighs.

An unfamiliar city is a fine thing. That's the time and place when you can suppose that all the people you meet are nice. It's dream time.

Living, just by itself - what a dirge that is! Life is a classroom and Boredom's the usher, there all the time to spy on you; whatever happens, you've got to look as if you were awfully busy all the time doing something that's terribly exciting - or he'll come along and nibble your brain.

To travel is very useful, it makes the imagination work, the rest is just delusion and pain. Our journey is entirely imaginary, which is its strength.

Living, just by itself - what a dirge that is! Life is a classroom and Boredom's the usher, there all the time to spy on you.

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.