Oh, I get lucky a lot. I get lucky at four in the morning in the law library.
Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.
Education is not the accumulation of knowledge, but the ability to find it.
The best reply to an atheist is to give him a good dinner and ask him if he believes there is a cook.
Most lawyers who win a case advise their clients, "We have won," and when justice has frowned upon their cause ... "You have lost.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.