He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel.

The time you quit learning is the time to quit playing.

Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe, don't read this story if you're ever planning to eat again.

I'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions.

Life is like crossing a river. If you take a huge step-aim for too bigger dreams-then the current will knock you off your feet and carry you away. The way to do it is small steps, you will take hold of life. You will get there in the end.

You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.

Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you wouldn't be here digging holes in the hot sun. You know who that person is?" "My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.