Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe, don't read this story if you're ever planning to eat again.

You make the decision: Whom did God punish?

You have only one life, make the most of it

The time you quit learning is the time to quit playing.

I'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions.

Life will deal me many different hands, some good, some bad (maybe they've already been dealt), but from here on in, I'll be turning my own cards. —Alton Richard

I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut.