I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?

All my mates are at university, and it's a life I haven't had a chance to enjoy, so it's great to turn up and sample a bit of it.

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans.