In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans.

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.

And as for you, stop having curly hair!