Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.

When people don't do anything they don't think anything, and when people don't think anything there's nothing to think about them.

Ole Golly: The time has come, the walrus said... Harriet M. Welsch: To talk of many things... Ole Golly: Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax... Harriet M. Welsch: Of cabbages and kings... Ole Golly: And why the sea is boiling hot... Harriet M. Welsch: And whether pigs have wings!

There is no sight so ugly as the human face in anger.

[Harriet] hated math. She hated math with every bone in her body. She spent so much time hating it that she never had time to do it.

I think maybe they're all right when they say there are some things I won't know anything about until I'm older. But if [love] makes you like to eat all kinds of wurst I'm not sure I'm going to like this.

LIFE IS A GREAT MYSTERY. IS EVERYBODY A DIFFERENT PERSON WHEN THEY ARE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?