Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.

People who love work, love life.

[Harriet] hated math. She hated math with every bone in her body. She spent so much time hating it that she never had time to do it.

Good manners are very important, particularly in the morning.

When people don't do anything they don't think anything, and when people don't think anything there's nothing to think about them.

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.

Ole Golly: The time has come, the walrus said... Harriet M. Welsch: To talk of many things... Ole Golly: Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax... Harriet M. Welsch: Of cabbages and kings... Ole Golly: And why the sea is boiling hot... Harriet M. Welsch: And whether pigs have wings!