Sometimes you have to lie. But to yourself you must always tell the truth.
There is no sight so ugly as the human face in anger.
Little lies that make people feel better are not bad, like thanking someone for a meal they made even if you hated it, or telling a sick person they look better when they don't, or someone with a hideous new hat that it's lovely. But to yourself you must tell the truth
Good manners are very important, particularly in the morning.
This was too much. "I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion.
You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life.