Sometimes you have to lie. But to yourself you must always tell the truth.

People who love work, love life.

[Harriet] hated math. She hated math with every bone in her body. She spent so much time hating it that she never had time to do it.

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.

Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.

When people don't do anything they don't think anything, and when people don't think anything there's nothing to think about them.

If you ever get in real trouble, don't panic. Sit down and think about it. Remember two things, always. There must be some way out of it and there must be humor in it somewhere.