There are as many ways to live as there are people.

You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life.

Little lies that make people feel better are not bad, like thanking someone for a meal they made even if you hated it, or telling a sick person they look better when they don't, or someone with a hideous new hat that it's lovely. But to yourself you must tell the truth

When people don't do anything they don't think anything, and when people don't think anything there's nothing to think about them.

Life is a struggle and a good spy gets in there and fights.

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.

This was too much. "I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion.