There are as many ways to live as there are people.

Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.

Little lies that make people feel better are not bad, like thanking someone for a meal they made even if you hated it, or telling a sick person they look better when they don't, or someone with a hideous new hat that it's lovely. But to yourself you must tell the truth

You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life.

Writers don’t care what they eat. They just care what you think of them

All I ask of in the world is just one day after another with nothing planned.

Good manners are very important, particularly in the morning.