This was too much. "I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion.

I think maybe they're all right when they say there are some things I won't know anything about until I'm older. But if [love] makes you like to eat all kinds of wurst I'm not sure I'm going to like this.

If you ever get in real trouble, don't panic. Sit down and think about it. Remember two things, always. There must be some way out of it and there must be humor in it somewhere.

Writers don’t care what they eat. They just care what you think of them

Sometimes you have to lie. But to yourself you must always tell the truth.

LIFE IS A GREAT MYSTERY. IS EVERYBODY A DIFFERENT PERSON WHEN THEY ARE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?

Life is a struggle and a good spy gets in there and fights.