What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being

Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow. God alone knows how the Dalai Lama copes on a daily basis. He must get up at dawn. Actually, I read somewhere that he does get up at dawn.

I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?

Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?