What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

Maybe he overreacted a bit." - "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland".

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow. God alone knows how the Dalai Lama copes on a daily basis. He must get up at dawn. Actually, I read somewhere that he does get up at dawn.

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.