I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it's youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow.