I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

I gave my artistic laugh and also threw in some quirky language for good measure. "Lawks-a-mercy, no! I'm going to have a long bath and..." I looked shyly down. Which is pretty impressive to have done artistic laugh, quirky language and shyness all in the space of ten seconds.

How do you make yourself not like someone?

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.