I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.
People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.
I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.