My ideal of womanhood has always been the pioneer woman who fought and worked at her husband's side. She bore the children, kept the home fires burning; she was the hub of the family, the planner and the dreamer.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.