Ability is of little account without opportunity.
I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?