I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.