A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?

I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far too self-centered. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others’ opinions of me, I became more confident and free.

I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.