A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness.