I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

Responsibility is the ability to respond.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.