I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

Responsibility is the ability to respond.

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

Luck? Luck is hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.