Whether we're prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
The more things you do, the more things you can do.