People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.
I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.
I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.
Whether we're prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.