I am not funny. The writers were funny. My directors were funny. The situations were funny… What I am is brave. I have never been scared. Not when I did movies, certainly not when I was a model and not when I did I Love Lucy.

Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.