Fortunately, like all good things, Christmas Day does come to an end.
Unemployed writers have muses. Employed writers just sweat.
A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor
Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.
[Law] is one part justice to nine parts expediency. Who needs it.
My idea of success was to be a boy - possibly because my brothers, Leon and Arthur, were my father's pride and joy, whereas he had to be introduced to me several times before he got it firmly planted in his mind that I was part of the family.