Lucille Kallen Quotes

Well, I thought, as I tidied up the kitchen, there's no question that a man who works all week needs to relax on the weekend. There's no question about that. There's only a question about this: What about a woman who works all week?

My idea of success was to be a boy - possibly because my brothers, Leon and Arthur, were my father's pride and joy, whereas he had to be introduced to me several times before he got it firmly planted in his mind that I was part of the family.

Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

My husband believed that all women who want to should be free, equal, independent, creative, well informed, and lead stimulating, interesting lives. Except me.

I find the scientific mind horrendous. All those brains and not a moral imperative between them.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

Fortunately, like all good things, Christmas Day does come to an end.

Monstrous behavior is the order of the day. I'll tell you when to be shocked. When something human and decent happens!

Kinsey Millhone is a female Sam Spade; a thorough professional, a loner, clear-headed and unsentimental.

No mass appeal. Ergo no profit. Ergo no use. The current World Credo.

A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.

Military intelligence is a meaningless phrase because the two words are mutually exclusive.

Unemployed writers have muses. Employed writers just sweat.

[Law] is one part justice to nine parts expediency. Who needs it.

I read it plain on his face, an implacable determination to get at the truth. C.B. Greenfield had mounted his mental charger, and he had a second horse waiting for me.

Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.

Beware the beguiled, they do their own beguiling.

A woman can do anything she wants as long as she doesn't do anything she wants! She can go anywhere she likes as long as she stays put!