Gilbert, I'm afraid I'm scandalously in love with you.

Few women are so beautiful and charming that they can afford to divest themselves of any portion of their charm; so they are very foolish to do so by smoking. It doesn't matter about men. Men look ugly and silly, too, when smoking. But it isn't beauty that matters with them-only strength

I read in a book once that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but I've never been able to believe it. I don't believe a rose WOULD be as nice if it was called a thistle or a skunk cabbage.

My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes.

I have learned to look upon each little hindrance as a jest and each great one as a foreshadowing of victory.

You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression.

A good laugh is as good as a prayer sometimes.