Just me and my nuts, that's all I got in this world.
I would show up at any venue that had an open mic.
There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman.
TV in the middle of my steering wheel.
Put them in position to make their wishes come true, so they can have multiple accounts that gain interest over night.
I've never been a cocky individual, but I am very confident.