There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman.
LudacrisNo matter how much money I ever get, I'm going to want to provide for my family and never have to go back to really struggling. You don't ever want to go outside, you don't ever want to be left in the cold. You want to be safe.
LudacrisLucifer, oh Lucifer, God of evil, you're the god of pain, the darkness is where you find your light.
LudacrisWhips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little body up with my belt. Scream, help play my game, dracula man, I'll get my fangs.
LudacrisI really love when people come up to me on the street and say, 'You're my favorite rapper.'
LudacrisYour fans, they count on you to make wise decisions and wise choices. That's why they're your fan base. If you continually let them down, they're going to go find someone else to be fans of.
LudacrisA black man, but I feel so blue. So I smoke green and purple to my dreams come true. And my eyes turn red, the sky turns grey.
LudacrisI've been trying to nail it into everyone's heads that I feel like I am the most versatile rapper.
LudacrisKeep on complaining about slavery and that was over 40 to 50 years ago. You know, black folks need to move on.
LudacrisWorking through experience is best for me, just being there and trying to get into the mode.
LudacrisI think every album you have to stretch further and further, give people another piece of you. But then I always try to deviate from the norm.
LudacrisGet through the agony and anger, the pain and strife, and take the necessary steps to try to change my life.
LudacrisOf course I have bills to pay, but at the same time, it's more about the passion and the love, and I think that's where music should come from, the heart, not necessarily just to cash a check.
LudacrisBut it's a blessing to be so successful within a year; it's the greatest feeling in the world, making money and doing the things that I'm doing, and I definitely trying to continue doing what I'm doing.
LudacrisI'm the light skinned version of Mandingo, I've seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo.
LudacrisI think it does give me different stuff and I feel like television moves a lot faster than movie sets do. It's kinda like they have to get things done within a certain timeframe. So do movies but it seems like, as far as television is concerned, it just moves a helluva lot faster.
LudacrisI made my first song when I was 9 years old. Just beating on garbage cans, having people beat box.
LudacrisI find myself eating different kinds of chicken each and every day, even if it's by surprise.
LudacrisIm always in that mode - whenever I have a little free time, Im always recording songs, writing, whatever I gotta do. Its like my job is my vacation.
LudacrisWe [musicians] are comfortable in front of the camera doing music videos, and it's almost a form of acting when we're doing music videos. We're acting out our own thoughts and what we've written down on paper.
LudacrisPut them in position to make their wishes come true, so they can have multiple accounts that gain interest over night.
LudacrisI told her, "I got the chips if you got the dip." She said when I dip, that I better be equipped and keep my hand on her hips.
LudacrisI love everything from old-school cars to whatever the latest muscle or luxury vehicles are.
LudacrisI always look for something that I haven't necessarily done yet because I like to expand my body of work.
LudacrisA lot of beefs in the music industry are caused from miscommunication and just not really understanding what's going on, having people in your ear saying this is what somebody did, or this is what somebody did to you.
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