Put them in position to make their wishes come true, so they can have multiple accounts that gain interest over night.

Lucifer, oh Lucifer, God of evil, you're the god of pain, the darkness is where you find your light.

It don't take a lot to make me happy. I'm not spoiled like that.

There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman.

I think it does give me different stuff and I feel like television moves a lot faster than movie sets do. It's kinda like they have to get things done within a certain timeframe. So do movies but it seems like, as far as television is concerned, it just moves a helluva lot faster.

Somebody tell my fam I got a gambling problem.

Why is everything that is bad for me feel so good?