TV in the middle of my steering wheel.
Just because someone has an extremely sexy voice does not mean they are extremely sexy.
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.
There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman.
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little body up with my belt. Scream, help play my game, dracula man, I'll get my fangs.
I'm the light skinned version of Mandingo, I've seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo.